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Floods in Texas


Some of you may have missed this on the news tonight!

Crawford, Texas -- Recent flooding destroyed the
personal library of President George W. Bush at his
Crawford, Texas home.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where
the books were kept. Both books were lost. A
spokesman said the president was devastated, as he
had almost finished coloring the first one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was
no response.